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A Two-Man Job (variant cover)
A three-part series
Home stager Rami sells the dream: clean lines, wax lemons, a life with the mess edited out. Sex is the same system—gym-fit, anonymous, gone before the sheets cool. Then his sister asks a favor. Help her ex flip his house so everyone can move on.
Dan is the last man Rami wants on a job. Six-three, mustache, gold chain, Sales Manager volume. But he's the guy Rami has to finish the job.
Dan is loud, heavy, and inconveniently real. Rami is twenty-five, precise, and unused to wanting something he cannot stage.
Keeping the messy version—the one with work boots on the rug and a 270-pound man in the bed—is the actual two-man job.
Cover art by Asterus.
- Length: ~57,000 words. Short novel / collected novellas.
- Tropes: Ex-brother-in-law, straight-to-gay, age gap, size difference, age difference, opposites attract, secret relationship, bi awakening
- Vibe: Curated life vs. the bear who will not use a coaster, HEA
- Content: Explicit sexual content. Size, weight, body hair, and messy-sex realism.
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